Siri…… cancel my three o’clock and access sexy_boob.exe


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cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

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misslayton:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath


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c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth


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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER


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fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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Sansa Stark ± badass (requested by sansaxstark)


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Title: This Is Halloween
Artist: Panic! At The Disco
Played: 1257781 times

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unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game


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Sirius: I just met you
Sirius : And this is crazy
Sirius: I'm your Godfather convicted with the murder of 13 muggles and betrayed your parents
Sirius Black: Move in with me Maybe?
Harry: COURSE I WILL

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