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new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

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Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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                                      If today I woke up with you right beside me
                                      Like all of this was just some twisted dream
                                      I’d hold you closer than I ever did before
                                      And you’d never slip away
                                      And you’d never hear me  s a y

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*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

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when you’re reading a book and the main character dies



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Ah yes, the flute

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Who is Michael Clifford?

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depression beauty tips for girls who like other girls part 3 (pt. 1, pt. 2)

leaving the house when you’re depressed is tough! you have those small victories like taking a shower but no one will celebrate that with you and you feel so small and so ridiculous for being proud of yourself in the first place.

but -  life moves on, even when you just want to take a small break. the world won’t stop spinning even for a minute for you to catch your breath. you just needed a minute and now catching up will take months or years and worst, you might not be able to. you only admit this to yourself and don’t tell your friends or family about this terrible fear, that you’ve been robbed of time you can’t make up for. that they’re all living with something you lost and don’t even notice it. 

what’s a girl to do? why not take advantage of the fact you managed to shower and apply some perfume? 

you may not be happy. you may want to crawl back into your bed to sleep. but would anyone guess that the girl who smells like lavender lemonade thinks about killing herself the way she imagines other people think about winning the lottery - it won’t happen but isn’t it nice to dream? 

 you wear perfume because its the easiest, smallest victory. hey, you may have avoided that phone call but you’re wearing black orchid to work and alien when your friends convince you that you really should leave the house, just for tonight. come on, we haven’t seen you in forever. is something wrong?

no. nothing’s wrong. maybe some girl will smile at you as if you’re actually alive and not just faking it. maybe, maybe. maybe you’ll be asked by the cute cashier what IS that perfume, you smell so lovely. 

things won’t get better. but you have to create small moments of joy for yourself. you just have to. 

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things roxy lalonde is not:

  • a bitch
  • constantly drunk
  • dumb
  • selfish
  • oblivious

things roxy lalonde is:

  • intelligent
  • canonically hella fine
  • a little bit desperate
  • a recovered alcoholic
  • caring

I really need to record that Roxy song I wrote that basically says this

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this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

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"Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, 'I am falling to the floor crying,' but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realize you didn’t paint it very well."

—Richard Siken (via wordsnquotes)

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